Streaking

Piper likes running through the apartment in her all-together: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheFortnerfamily

Apparently Daphne thinks my feet stink.

From Cpt. Daddypants' facebook page: Shit my daughter says; in the middle of a crowded grocery store she yells while holding a jar of my peanuts, "I love your penis daddy!"

Needless to say, I love that this stuff happens to him far more than it happens to me. But then again, I'm better at monitoring the pottymouth than he is!

While Monkeydoodle doesn't do that stuff to me, her sister, the Bean, grosses me out at times. Example: this morning, she wouldn't burp. I hold her up in front of me to talk some sense into her, and she PROJECTILE SPITS UP INTO MY MOUTH. So kind of her to share, right? And in case you were wondering, regurgitated formula tastes like A-S-S. (see? if you spell it out the Monkeydoodle won't catch on to the naughty word- that's how I rock it).

Poop-a-thon

Why is it that the girls decide to wait till Capt. Daddypants is gone to have a contest to see who can out-poop (and, consequently, out-gross) the other? Nevermind that the "shit storm" kept me up for HOURS last night. My kids should come with a warning label: Weapons of Ass Destruction.

New blog to reflect new baby

Old blog was : escapadesofpiperwiperpuddingbear.blogspot.com
Since we've added the bean to the brood, here's our new site!